| | |
|
Your breakfast food of choice? |
|
Moon Pies and RC Cola (with
peanuts in the bottle). |
| | |
|
Crest or Colgate? |
|
I am from Tennessee. The toothbrush
was invented in Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have
been called the Teethbrush. Colgate. |
| | |
| Rolling
Stones or the Beatles? |
| Rolling
Stones. I can't get me no. |
| | |
| Ric
Flair or Hulk Hogan? |
| Flair,
by far. Woooooooooooooh! |
| | |
|
What is cricket? Does it
really exist? |
| Cricket
is one of my favorite games, next to Australian Rules Football. I sat in a hotel
room in London for three days and watched a cricket match between England and
India and kept saying, ""What is this shit?'' But eventually I got it. Baseball
without the spitting and crotch-grabbing. |
| | |
|
What's Simers problem? |
|
He was locked in a dark room
for hours at a time when he was a small child - and later dropped on his head. |
| | |
| How
do you handle the pressure of being the best? |
| Joe
in ""Midnight Cowboy'' |
| | |
|
Is Canada a country or a
suburb of the USA? |
| Canada
is a breakfast food. |
| | |
| Do
you watch the Simpsons? |
| Only
every day, man. |
| | |
| How
do you handle all the female attention? |
|
Often. |
| | |
|
Does your automobile have
20-inch rims (at least)? |
| I
drive an Audi TT red touring convertible. I have never measured my rims or my
IQ or my penis. |
| | |
| When
will you declare your run for the Presidency? |
|
As soon as they get better-looking
interns in the White House. |
| | |
|
What is your relationship
to the hip-hop artist 50 cent? |
| He
is my illegitimate child. I am 2bits. |
| | |
|
Do you agree that Kellerman
is about as entertaining as watching grass grow? |
| Kellerman
is a sick young man whose life has been ruined by overindulgence in whiskey and
drugs. I'd rather watch an oil leak. |
| | |
|
Any comments to offer those
who see you as a role model? |
| Get
a life. Genius is never understood in its own lifetime. So I should die. I use
my powers for good, not evil. |
